Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

Name: Rebecca
Nickname: Becks, Becca, but will respond to butthole
Birthday: October 14
Gender: Lady
Sexuality: Kind of straight but also no
Height: 5’7 or 5’8
Time zone: Mountain I think
What time and date is it there: August 28th, 11:08
Average hours of sleep I get a night: I haven’t slept in ten years
Last thing I googled was: Grim reaper surfing image search
Most used phrase(s): Fuck bud, yarp/narp, movie and tv references, I hate you, bees?

First word that comes to mind: Balls

What I last said to a family member: Audible expression of displeasure

One place that makes me happy and why: Park bench in a park near my neigbourhood because it’s quiet
How many blankets I sleep under: Under one, on one, surrounded by one
Favorite beverage(s): Blue Jones soda
Last movie I watched in the cinema: 22 Jump Street
Three things I can’t live without: Being alone in bed, medication,blue bubblegum ice cream with real pieces of gum in it
A piece of advice to all my followers: Surviving is enough for now, be good to yourself when you don’t think you can and no one else will, Bryan Adams is a national treasure
You all have to listen to this song: 3rd Planet-Modest Mouse